Somewhere in Southside, 4/15/07, 10pm
Robbo: I had a really good poop today.
Me: What was it like?
Robbo: (describes it. I’ll leave this part out because you don’t need that many details, sicko.)
Me: How many wipes?
Robbo: Two.
Me: Are you a crinkler or a folder?
Robbo: Crinkler, duh.
Me: Crinkling seems to be more effective, but it ups your chances for a breakthrough.
Robbo: No, it ups your chances for a slip-around.
Me: That’s very true.
Robbo: Nothing sucks worse than accidentally sticking your finger up your ass.
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The only other couple I've heard this much talk about "going twosies" from is my grandparents.
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