I Was Being Sarcastic-- Do You Know What That Means?

So yeah, I haven't written in my blog in awhile, and let's face it, the only reason I'm updating now is because I checked my StatCounter, and it's getting a little low.

I kid, I kid!

Naw, the new job has been keeping me really busy with such intriguing and engrossing tasks as the following: faxing, filing, scanning and photocopying. Seriously, we're required to keep track of how many copies we make each day, and I took an average of last week- my daily count averages at 722.33. I went to college for this! I have a B.A. in Office Equipment! Moreover, these duties overstimulate my mind so much that I am simply too exhausted to write. Actually, that's not true. Last week I started a diatribe about how the staple remover was by far my favorite office tool, the antithesis of the big, mean stapler. That entry got the cut, obviously. I'm saving it for a rainy day.

And in my "spare work time," (is that a contradiction? Or just proof that I'm an underachiever? I can't decide) I've been looking for a new apartment on the Southside. Seriously, finding a moderately priced, moderately nice apartment in a decent location in the Southside "is as useless as searching for meaning in a Pauly Shore movie." Yes, I've really gotten so un-creative that I just referenced "Clueless."
Okay. Moving on.

But don't worry, dear reader(s?), I know you are chomping at the bit for new updates on my REALLY FUCKING EXCITING life, so you can sit around and say, "Damn. That Katie really has it made, what with eating Chinese takeout, drinking a PBR and then going to bed at 11PM!" and I promise, I will stop working oh-so-hard, and try to keep you in the loop. But for now, I'm going to go read the infamous "Mt. Lebanon High School Top 25 List" that someone emailed me. Hilarious. Degrading and childish, yes, but that's the only kind of humor I care about.