Oh Em Gee, Amazing.

Let me preface this post with the following:
I am a MySpace stalker. I am. It's true. I probably know your favorite book/movie/band.
I probably hate the song playing on your profile, and I notice when you change your default picture.
MySpace just makes it so easy to stalk people.
Often, Robbo will come upstairs to find me sitting at the computer, and say with a sneer, "MySpace-ing again?" (which, naturally, I am, but only to shamelessly promote my band! The Maxipads! The Maxipads! You'll love us! I promise! -Cough- Sorry.)

Anyway...

I always thought I was on the extreme side of the MySpace stalking stuff, until I read THIS (from The Associated Press):

Woman accused of attempting MySpace hit
Police: Alleged target’s photo appeared on suspect’s boyfriend’s Web page

MESA, Ariz. - A 22-year-old woman was arrested after authorities say she tried to hire someone to kill another woman whose photo appeared on her boyfriend’s MySpace.com Web page.

Heather Michelle Kane was booked Tuesday for investigation of conspiracy to commit murder, Mesa Detective Jerry Gissel said.

She was arrested after she met an undercover Mesa police detective at a grocery store, gave the officer $400 and offered to pay an additional $100 once the woman had been killed, according to court records.

The records say Kane gave the undercover officer photographs taken from her boyfriend’s social networking Web page of the woman she wanted killed. She also requested a photo of the woman’s dead body.

It wasn’t clear if the boyfriend and the targeted woman were romantically involved, Gissel said.



1) What a crazy bitch.
2) What a silly, crazy bitch!
3) Don't bother looking for her MySpace profile, I (naturally) already tried. I wanted to put her in my Top 8, but it's gone.
4) Honestly, what kind of reputable hitman would off a stranger for a mere 500 bucks? Lame.


EDIT:
Her mug shot!

Just as I pictured her. Thank you, MySpace. Thank you.