I'm already tired of unemployment. I entertained brief notions this morning about cleaning the house, but we'll see about that.
Right now, I'm in my underwear, watching Maury with a sort of morbid curiosity. I honestly believe that television like this is on at 10AM on a Monday to make people like me feel better about themselves. Yes, I might be unemployed, but at least I'm not Telia, who has been on Maury a whopping 8 times, issuing paternity tests to various men who may or may not be the father of Shardae, her 4 year old daughter. They just tested her sister Keisha's boyfriend Tyrell. He is not the father. Whew. Congratulations Tyrell, sorry Telia, better luck next time.
I hope Ali comes over soon. Is it too early to have a beer?
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- k_maxi
- As a human being, I have very few actual skills that I feel are worthy of honing. One of them is MS Paint. I also love horror movies. My therapist says that I should find a hobby that is fulfilling to me (thanks, doc!) so here we are.
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I will try to take another day off soon and come over to drink beer and watch Maury at 10 a.m. And I'll spring for a home paternity test kit just for fun too.
It is never too early for a beer
i've asked myself "is it too early to have a beer?" many times. i know the feeling. speaking of....
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