Two Entries in One Day? Not as Amazing as Jesus.

I just wanted to take this opportunity to wish you all a Happy National Day of Prayer.

I know that it's National Day of Prayer, because that's what the banner over the gigantic stage in Market Square said. You know, the stage where the thuggish man was rapping about how "Jesus Saves!"
Well, that was before we went to get lunch.
When we came out, a 267 year old man was saying, "As many of you know [no one was listening or even seemed to know him], on March 24th 1990, Jesus sent me on a mission. He told me to go up to Mount Washington [pronounced 'Wooshington'] every morning and pray over the entire city. And I've done it every day since..."
I was deep in thought about Jesus, coming up with [undoubtedly hilarious] Jesus jokes to put it my blog. I didn't even see that huge, melted wad of gum on the sidewalk. SPLAT. Dead center.

-sigh-

You win this round, Jesus.