Schiavo Family Tree-o, Assistance Needed

So, I've decided to start the Schiavo Family Tree-o as a side project. When I told Robbo this, he laughed at me. Not because of the name, or the gimmick, but because he doesn't think that The Maxi Pads are serious enough to qualify as my main project, in which case a side project cannot exist. Whatever. Just wait til 'The Pads' take America by storm.

Basically, if you're interested in joining the Schiavo Family Tree-o, let me know. I need a drummer and a guitarist/singer (because I'm playing bass, and Mama doesn't sing. It's really for the greater good that way.) And obviously, there can only be three people in a Tree-o. HAH! Brilliant, seriously.

It's so tasteless. It's perfect. I love it. I don't care what anyone says, you would TOTALLY go see a band called the Schiavo Family Tree-o just to see what they were all about. You would. ADMIT IT.