Decisions

It's days like today that the absolute worst decisions are made.
For example: waking up and thinking, 'Hey, I'll just go back to bed for a few hours, who needs work?' Or when I decided that showering was overrated. Or, most significantly, that spur of the moment decision in which I opted to vomit in the bathroom sink instead of the toilet. That was a bad decision! Where did that come from? What was that all about? I don't know. That's just the kind of day today is.

The point is this: no one should be allowed to make decisions on a day in which they aren't sure of their own name and smell vaguely like the zoo. Unfortunately for me (and now you too--I'm sorry that you got sucked into this, it's nothing personal), there is no venerable overriding force that keeps me in line. And on that note, I've created a blog.
Huh. Bad decisions abound today.